
Updating the franchise for the 21st century
Review created: 22/04/08(updated 22/04/08)
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If ever there was one film franchise I thought that would never make it into the 21st century, it was "St. Trinians". I always suspected that the PC-brigade would get hold of this film and scream to high heaven that this turns young girls into sex objects and encourages paedophilia or something. Certainly, as a pubescent teenager in the mid 1980s I was fond of anything on TV where women were shown as sex objects. I lusted after Barbara Eden in her harem costume in "I Dream of Jeannie", had a crush on Yvette in "Allo Allo", and even quite liked Yeoman Janice Rand in "Star Trek". Needless to say, I was also quite fond of St Trinian's school. For most of my childhood I actually believed it was a real place, and certainly wouldn't have complained if my own school had instituted a St. Trinian's style uniform. Granted though, only the "sixth form" (who are obviously well over the age of consent of sixteen) actually wear the full stockings and suspenders. And in this current age of political correctness, I honestly believed we had long seen the last of St. Trinians, but surprisingly, no we haven't. They've taken the format and made a stab at updating it for the 21st century.
It could easily have been pants. So many updates of old film franchises are, but somehow, it all works. There are certainly plenty of hot young actresses for the male half of the audience to ogle at. To me, "Minder"'s George Cole will always be the definative "Flash Harry", but what surprised me more was that I didn't actually mind Russell Brand's interpration of the character, and I'm not a fan. Even Rupert Everett didn't bother me, and I don't usually like him as an actor either. But then, there are extra things like "Girls Aloud" cameoing as schoolgirls (and also singing the title song and video) to make up for such deficencies. Gemma Arterton and Talulah Riley are always nice to look at as well.
The DVD is a bit light on the extra features. For one thing, there's no commentary track. For another, there is no proper "making of" feature - just thirty minutes of footage of the filming taken from a B-camera with poor sound. Even the "soundbites" with the cast are just that - a fifteen second answer to a random question like "Describe your character". At least we get the Girls Aloud music video though! There's also about fifteen minutes of deleted scenes, so the news is not all bad. This is actually quite good. If nothing else, there are plenty of hot young actresses walking across the screen in gymslips, stockings and suspenders, and to a straight male 30-something like myself, that counts for a lot! Here's to the sequel!
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