
Solaris or paint drying?
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Its hard to work out why I have watched this film 5 times and then bought it. Is it Steven Soderberg? Is it George Cluney? Is it James Cameron?
I have no idea - every time I watch it, I feel like I've just wasted 2 hours I will never get back.
Its boring, its characters are rubbish, its pace is terrible, its story is abysmal, and it feels like at somepoint there will be a directors cut, that will make everyone go 'Ah!!! so thats why all those greats were involved - its fantastic, just the studios cut it to pieces to placate women wanting Gorgeous George and nothing else.
Yet, I'm about to start watching it again, because its like passing a terrible accident, you can't help but look. I'm missing something. I must be, there isno way this can be as bad as I think it is and still get the plaudits it does from the critics.
Either that or its a terrible joke, and like George in the movie, although I know its never going to be what I want it to be, It keeps coming back to me every couple of months and won't leave my head until I watch it again to confirm 'there was no hidden subtex that makes this a masterpiece. IT really is as crap as you remember'
I think the thing that keeps me returning to it is the music, which is simply phenominal. I am not a fan for film soundtracks, but the music tells amuch more beautiful story than the script ever will. It really is moving on so many levels, and if nothing else, the film makes a pretty good music video to go with it, if it had a fraction of the delicate beauty that the soundtrack evokes, this truely would have been a masterpiece.
I'm not telling you not to watch this - I urge you to, and if you find the beauty I am missing, please, please tell me. I want to love this film with all my heart. But it's like all the silent emotional bits from the TV series Miami Vice stuck together back to back for 2 hours, and is no where near as clever as it thinks it is.
Mick
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