I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle (DVD)

This film was thought up and filmed during the breaks between filming series of the great 'BOON', and it features great motorcycle related gags like 'Good Triumphs over evil! and 'what make of bike was it? a Norton? And they're usually so reliable!'.....Oh well, just me then! It realy is a good film, if you liked Shawn Of The Dead and other British low budjet horror films and you like your bikes you'll love this!

I watched this film decades ago, can't remember where, but I just loved it!It's so hammy in a purposeful way that you just can't help loving it. Most of the Actors & Staff were from a TV serious called Boon so there is a comfortable feeling amongst them, it's a new & unusual take on the Vampire Genre & is just a joy to watch.

saw this film in 1990 , in penzance when i was walking the south west coast path . was very funny then so bought the dvd , still as funny now.

If you are into bikes/trikes and don't want to take a film seriously you won't go to wrong with this.

A campy motorcycle movie about campy motorcycle movies.

But, being an British motorcycle enthusiast, I had to spend the 5 Pounds just to own the title.

Loved the awful dialog, the hooky fight scenes, the talking heads, the talking turd, the toothy headlight, priest on a trike, etc...

It's quite bad. But you knew that already.

the vanpire bike was great the actors were really good and most of the actors where from the tv series boon, the reason we bought this film is we watched it on sky and i was a great b movie

Its fun and filled with silly laughs. Well worth watch! The graffics are very far fetched and there is blood galore with very daft bits.

Makes a change to watch something none serious!

I bought the film not knowing what to expect, but was pleasantly suprised. It's an original idea, a bike being a vampire, though probably made on a small budget, it's well made and it's British. There are many characters from the old 80's tv programme "Boon". It kept me gripped and enjoying watching it. If you ride a bike or not, its worth giving it a try. I'm sure most bikers will enjoy watching it at east once, especially if you're into custom / chop bikes. And if you're into old British bikes you'll love it as the star of the film is an old Norton Commander as the vampire bike. Just watch it and enjoy, it's worth a giggle. It's an original film with a unique storyline.

One of the best British comedy horrors!
If you want a film with black magic, bikes, blood and a talking turd then look no further.
A must for any video collection- perfect rainy day film
5 out of 5

i had seen this video before but only half and really enjoyed it but couldnt find it anywere so i decided to ook on ebay for it one night and they had one so i bought it.

So bad it great..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Bought purely on the grounds that it starred Paula Ann Bland (ex Grange Hill actress).She plays a nurse that is cut in half by the motorcycle. Her scene lasts a couple of minutes.

This film contains everything, Demons from hell, Motorcycle gangs, Sword fights and even a talking turd. Stars Neil Morrissey, Michael Elphick and music by Dean Friedman. British humour at it's best.(WATCH IT)

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